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1. (mike jones) (1316↑, 299↓)
"Rapper" for people with ADD.

Still Tippin' on four fours, wrapped in four fours Tippin' on four fours, wrapped in four fours....repeat 2 times. Back then hoes didn't want me Now I'm hot hoes all on me...repeat 4 times First Round Draft Picks coming Who is Mike Jones coming...repeat until INFINITY.

Author: i \<3 mike jones http://mike-jones.urbanup.com/1121242
2. (mike jones) (718↑, 194↓)
Rapper who breaks rapping rules by repating the lines..

Back then hoes didn't want me Now I'm hot hoes all on me Back then hoes didn't want me Now I'm hot hoes all on me Back then hoes didn't want me Now I'm hot hoes all on me (I Said\!) Back then hoes didn't want me Now I'm hot hoes all on me

3. (mike jones) (741↑, 243↓)
a swishahouse rapper

thanks to my fans my name is an anthem who? mike jones? who? mike jones?

Author: gangstashawty187 http://mike-jones.urbanup.com/474570
4. (mike jones) (661↑, 190↓)
a southern rapper who bases his entire career around his name.

Just listen to any of his few singles, and he says his name like it is some kind of verb, its annoying. then he has the nerve to have good beats and people think he hot, but he is not.

5. (mike jones) (595↑, 157↓)
Mike Jones, only rapper alive that's only word he knows is his own name; What you actually don't know, he's not kidding when he asks "What's my name?", He just has short term memory and can't remember his name

What's my name? Mike Jones Who? Mike Jones Who? Mike Jones Who? Mike Jones Who? Mike Jones Who? Mike Jones

6. (mike jones) (621↑, 328↓)
Another talentless rap artist that will be forgotten in 3 months.

Who is Mike Jones...? Who cares?

7. (mike jones) (402↑, 128↓)
A rapper whose songs are pretty alright. The only problem is, is that because Mike Jones says his name an uncountable amount of times in his songs, now middle/upper-class white boys scream "MIKE JOOONNNNEEESSSS\!" like it's going out of style. Which it is, folks. It is.

Teacher - Can someone name for me one of the most influential artists during the Rennaisance period? Student - MIKE JONES\!\!\!\!\#$$%\!\!11\!

8. (Mike Jones) (191↑, 17↓)
A rapper who is actually a Pokemon, hence the reason he can only say "Mike Jones\!" He also appartently is very fond of the car brand Volvo

Ash:*throws Pokeball*GO MIKE JONES GO\!\!\!\!\! Mike Jones:MIIIKKKKEEEE JOOONNNNEEESSS\!\!\!\!\!\!

Author: \mike\ jonesPrObL3M ChiLd\mike\ jones http://mike-jones.urbanup.com/2049405
9. (mike jones) (267↑, 132↓)
A stupid fat bitch who don't say shit but his name and his \#.

Damn is dat dude so desperate he got to give his name and \# out in every song he make.

10. (mike jones) (221↑, 140↓)
[swisha house] rapper that owns [h-town] like it's goin out of style. made an album called who is mike jones.

hoes on my [knob] and i ain't got a job i shine cause i grind i ain't gotta steal and rob who? mike jones

11. (Mike Jones) (101↑, 24↓)
One of the more recent rappers, who sounds like he's got a mouth full of marbles and can't breathe through his nose. * Has completely runed his teeth and will never again be able to go through a metal detecter without setting it off ever time. * Grimmaces to "show off" his horrible teeth. * Shows his teeth in every other scene of every one of his music videos. * Can't seem to do anything other than repeat the same lines over and over again. * Has to express the fact that he's famous now and wasn't "back then." * Seems to think he's hot, when he himself says he hasn't changed.

Mike Jones: before the ice was in my grill, before the ice was in my grill, before the ice was in my grill, before the ice was in my grill, before the- A Better Rapper: Learn to rap or SHUT THE FUCK UP\!\!\!

12. (mike jones) (121↑, 47↓)
Houston texas rapper that doesnt have much talent that repeats his name in every song he is in or is his. The only good song he has made is Back Then and that was just ok, Chamillionaire is way betta than paul wall and mikes combined, mike jones has appeared on prison break the tv series and has made a fool

fuck who? mike Jones Fuck who? mike jones

13. (mike jones) (64↑, 8↓)
i figured i'd ask smarterchild about the rapper mike jones.

CalJsportz:Mike Jones smarterchild: who? CalJsportz: mike jones\! smarterchild: what about mike jones? CalJsportz: who? Smarterchild: mike jones.

14. (mike jones) (123↑, 69↓)
Texas rapper who freestyles consists of him asking "Who, Mike Jones", his album "Who is Mike Jones" comin soon (which I still haven't seen in stores since he said it in the summer of '03) and his phone number (like you are going to call him anyways).

" My album who is mike jones comin soon, my album who is mike jone comin soon" Be more specific with a date

15. (mike jones) (55↑, 21↓)
A strange southern creature that elevated to celebrity status like last year i think. Nonetheless, Mike Jones should be remembered by a number of things: 1. his resemblance to one of the ninja turtles 2. his inability to develop any street cred 3. the only rapper ive heard actually say vagina instead of some other slang word to talk about female genitalia. 4. one of the few rappers that even white suburban kids make fun of. 5. yet another reason why texas is the butt of so many jokes 6.the only person known to man with celebrity status to give out his cell phone number and ask his audience to call him. 7. the reason why the song "I'm N Luv (Wit A Stripper)," in which Mike Jones collaborated, is that much more funny 8. his beef with chamillionare 9. the reason why Tchaikovsky is turning in his grave (mike jones has used some of his audion samples) 10. very possibly the reason why elton john turned into such a bitch earlier in the year (he worked with mike jones in a number of remixes) 11. giving uneducated minorities and white people with no rhyming skills alike a glimpse of hope 12. another piece of evidence giving dave chapelle more backing in his theory that music execs can most definitely not pick up black people off the street and expect them to know how to flow (refer to the Fisticuffs "turn my headphones up" sketch from chapelle's second season) and last but not least, 13. the infinite number of times he repeats his damn name ( and the first few lines from his songs.

The mike jones escaped from six flags san antonio\! alert the peoples

16. (mike jones) (171↑, 142↓)
A stupid ass black guy who can't rap for rabbit nuts. He gets fucked in the ass daily by Paul Wall, while Michael Watts watches them while crying and jacking off at the same time

Oh snaps dogg, did you watch that Mike Jones video? Fuck no bitch, I aint a fucking fag.

17. (mike jones) (107↑, 81↓)
mike jones- def 1. A member of the swisher house [swisha house] def 2. An anthem in the streets

Mike Jones- "If u aint Mike Jones from the Swisha House with the Swisha house piece and chain..." Who? Mike Jones\! Who? Mike Jones\!

18. (mike jones) (102↑, 79↓)
a guy who cant rap and got famous simply on a few good beats

that damn mike jones is so retarded he has to say things seven times in a row

19. (mike jones) (38↑, 21↓)
Former NFL linebacker famous for 'The Tackle' in Super Bowl XXXIV

Due to sharing a name with a half-tard aphasiac rapper, many people have forgotten about the Mike Jones that has a talent.

20. (Mike Jones) (53↑, 38↓)
A Mike Jones is a person who sings and or raps saying their name 2 times every 5 seconds, ammounting to high stress levels to whos ears this "sound" may reach

Who? Mike Jones my name is Mike Jones i like to rap Mike Jones Mike Mike Jones who mike jones

21. (mike jones) (14↑, 0↓)
Former holder of the title 'Dumbest Thing in Hip-hop', but his repetitive lyrics and obnoxious persona have since been eclipsed by the likes of Soulja Boy and the Dirty South dope rappers ([Jeezy], [Yo Gotti], [Gucci Mane])

Mike Jones' repetitive lyrics- from 'Back Then' But then my name started blowing up quick, now they jumping on my dick 'cause they see me on the rise and know now my paper thick But then my name started blowing up quick, now they jumping on my dick Because they see me on the rise and know now my paper thick

22. (mike jones) (25↑, 15↓)
a stupid ass rapper from houston trying to be a fucking G by wearing all that fucking jewelry and people from houston and the suburban houston all suck his dick.and hes like a damn pokemon repeating his name.

John: hey man you wanna listen to some mike jones. Rob: Na man that shit is whack

Author: westside fo life http://mike-jones.urbanup.com/1916949
23. (MIke Jones) (48↑, 38↓)
A bitch ass rapper that has short term memory loss and has to ask other people his name. Also slows his voice so he doesn't sound like such a bitch.

Hay Mike Jones Who? You dumbass.

24. (mike jones) (57↑, 47↓)
an annoying swishahouse rapper who got famous by his reaptative catch phrase (mike jones who? mike jones who)

mike jones who i said back then they didn't want me now i'm...tippin on 44 wrapped 44 i'm mike jones\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

25. (mike jones) (10↑, 1↓)
an alternate expression for mary jane. aimed specifically towards a female audience who enjoy the effects of marijuana.

"i'm in love with mike jones."

26. (Mike Jones) (11↑, 2↓)
A generic rapper with a generic name who got famous by repeating his generic name to some generic beats.

Who? Why, Mike Jones, silly\!

27. (Mike Jones) (49↑, 40↓)
A rapper obessed with saying his name.

Random person: Hey, nigger, what's your name? Mike Jones: Mike Jones, Mike Jones, Mike Jones Random person: Ok, please be quiet now. Mike Jones: Mike Jones, Mike Jones, Mike Jones, Mike Jones *White guy beats the shit out of Mike Jones*

Author: Johnny Johnothan http://mike-jones.urbanup.com/1903036
28. (mike jones) (27↑, 18↓)
rapper with some talent, but can say his own name 300 times per minute

mike jones\!\! who? mike jones\!

29. (mike jones) (9↑, 1↓)
a texas rapper. swisha house rapper

"4 4's im tippin wood grain im grippin catch me lane switchin with the paint drippin turn yo neck and yo dame missin me and slim we aint trippin im finger flippin and syrup sippin like do or die i'm hoe pimpin cars stop rims keep spinnin' im flippin drop with invisible top hoes bop when my drop step out i shakin da block with 4 18's candy green with leather screens my gasoline always supreme got do do brown with apain of lean it takes grindin to be a king it takes grindin to be a king first round draft picks comin' who is mike jones? comin slab shinin with the grill and woman slab shinin with the grill and woman im mike jones who mike jones the one and only you can't clone me got a lot of haters and alot of homies some friends and some phonies back then hoes didn't want me know im hot hoes all on me back then hoes didn't want me know im hot hoes all on me back then hoes didn't want me know im hot hoes all on me I SAID back then hoes didn't want me know im hot hoes all on me" -mike jones-still tippin "281-330-8004 hit mike jones up on the low cuz mike jones about to blow" -mike jones-back then

Author: coldspringz_ogg\@yahoo.com http://mike-jones.urbanup.com/1306194
30. (Mike Jones) (15↑, 9↓)
A former linebacker who played for the Oakland Raiders, St. Louis Rams, and Pittsburgh Steelers. He is most famous for tackling the Tennessee Titans' Kevin Dyson one yard short of the goal line in Super Bowl XXXIV, preserving a 23-16 win for the St. Louis Rams. This play has gone to be known as "The Tackle."

Person 1: Did you just see that? They just played Mike Jones' tackle in the Super Bowl on ESPN Classic\! Person 2: WHO?\! *Person 1 punches Person 2 in the face*

31. (mike jones) (5↑, 0↓)
An embarrassment to Texas rap, one dimensional rapper, who's entire career has been based off of him repeating who? its old. His audience is normally chicken heads, and wannabes. Also got his ass whooped by trae at the Ozone Awards. Tru-Texas rappers are Zro, Trae, the original S.U.C, big hawk, big moe, fat pat..etc

jeff: yo when iz dat nigguh mike jones gunna make a hit? corey: i dunno, maybe when whoopi gets a haircutt.. jeff: Hah i guess dats never then.

32. (mike jones) (86↑, 81↓)
a rapper whose music shows a heavy influence from "timmy" the retarded kid in the wheel chair on south park. borrowing from timmy's style, mike jones decided to say his name repeatedly, and often even in different tones as well. amazing.

timmy: timmy\!\! mike jones: mike jones bitch\!

33. (Mike Jones) (41↑, 37↓)
Mike Jones was cool before he dropped Who Is Mike Jones? His old stuff is great and he actually flows, but he decided to go the easy route this time and shout his name and number.

Who?\! Mike Jones\! If you hate Mike Jones look up The Mixtape Messiah on Limewire and hear how bad Chamillionaire wrecks on him.

34. (Mike Jones) (4↑, 2↓)
a famous rapper who likes to repeat his own name. a man who knows all. if you have done it, he has done it better and HAS PICTURES TO PROVE IT\! someone who has lived in NEW York, backpacked across Europe alone when a war broke out, can kick anyone's ass. He's afraid of no man and no beast and he will use his firefighting apparel and equipment to do so. Mike Jones enjoys popping "the question."

Mike Jones knows someone who is better than Roger Federo at tennis...he serves 80 miles an hour. Mike Jones can take any cage fighter. Mike Jones knows how long it takes to get from Cleveland to Cedar Point. He has never been there. Mike Jones just published a book, "My Corrections to the Dictionary." Mike Jones is the best firefighter there is. He has never fought a fire. Mike Jones had a boner once. No one noticed. Mike Jones doesn't have to eat. But he does it anyways to be cool.

35. (Mike Jones) (6↑, 4↓)
a man who knows all. if you have done it, he has done it better and HAS PICTURES TO PROVE IT\! someone who has lived in NEW York, backpacked across Europe alone when a war broke out, can kick anyone's ass. He's afraid of no man and no beast and he will use his firefighting apparel and equipment to do so. Mike Jones enjoys popping "the question." He is a famous rapper.

Mike Jones knows someone who is better than Roger Federo at tennis...he serves 80 miles an hour. Mike Jones can take any cage fighter. Mike Jones knows how long it takes to get from Cleveland to Cedar Point. He has never been there. Mike Jones just published a book, "My Corrections to the Dictionary." Mike Jones is the best firefighter there is. He has never fought a fire. Mike Jones had a boner once. No one noticed. Mike Jones doesn't have to eat. But he does it anyways to be cool.

36. (Mike Jones) (5↑, 3↓)
1. A hateful rapper who frequently shouts out his name. 2. The protagonist of the [NES] game [StarTropics], and the sequel [Zoda's Revenge: StarTropics II]. 3. New Zealand rugby player. 4. An American football linebacker. 5. A basketball player for the University of Maryland. 6. An English football (soccer) player. 7. An American professional wrestler. 8. A Canadian pitcher. 9. A Scottish film director. 10. A jazz musician. 11. A French musician born in Northern Ireland, 28 January 1952, musician on the French scene and former collaborator with Jean-Jacques Goldman. 11. A rodeo performer. 12. An American MLB pitcher (b. 1959). 13. A new age pianist. 14. An Australian based Sound Editor, Multi Award winner including Academy Award For Lord of the Rings. 15. A Roundhead soldier who fought in the Battle of Rathmines outside Dublin in 1649. 16. A former sex worker (personal trainer) who provided sexual services to evangelical minister Ted Haggard. 17. A culture and technology commentator. 18. A medieval scholar. 19. Mike Jones (Chiker), Owner of the shed.

No examples needed for this definition of Mike Jones.

37. (mike jones) (13↑, 11↓)
The male prostitute who in late 2006 alleged the Evangelical leader, Rev. Ted Haggard, paid him for sex and methamphetamine over a three-year period. Jones, who exposed the Haggard, is quoted as saying, "I felt I owed it to the gay community to expose the hypocrisy,".

Person One: Who was that one male prostitute that that one fag religious leader was fucking? Person Two: Oh - I beleive that it was Mike Jones.

Author: M. James a.k.a. "pig" http://mike-jones.urbanup.com/2068071
38. (Mike Jones) (0↑, 0↓)
n. describes a woman, between the ages of 18 and 24 -give or take- who is really hot. The term is primarily used between guys when they wish to point out a really hot girl to one another conspicuously when it would be awkward to do so otherwise.

Yep, I hope to spend some time with Mike Jones tonight

39. (Mike Jones) (5↑, 5↓)
1. to take (the property of another or others) without permission or right, esp. secretly or by force. 2. to appropriate (ideas, credit, words, etc.) without right or acknowledgment. 3. to take, get, or win insidiously, surreptitiously, subtly, or by chance. 4. to move, bring, convey, or put secretly or quietly; smuggle (usually fol. by away, from, in, into, etc.). 5. Baseball. (of a base runner) to gain (a base) without the help of a walk or batted ball, as by running to it during the delivery of a pitch. 6. Games. to gain (a point, advantage, etc.) by strategy, chance, or luck. 7. to gain or seize more than one's share of attention in, as by giving a superior performance. –verb (used without object) 8. to commit or practice theft. 9. to move, go, or come secretly, quietly, or unobserved. 10. to pass, happen, etc., imperceptibly, gently, or gradually. 11. Baseball. (of a base runner) to advance a base without the help of a walk or batted ball. –noun 12. Informal. an act of stealing; theft. 13. Informal. the thing stolen; booty. 14. Informal. something acquired at a cost far below its real value; bargain. 15. to hit, strike or otherwise fuck someone up in their grill.

1. You just mike jonesed my snapple dawg. 2. I got expelled for mike jonesing without citing any sources. 3. George Bush mike jonesed the election. Baseball: 1. Remember when Barry Bonds used to mike jones like 40 bases a year? Informal: 1. I mike jonesed you in the face.

40. (mike jones) (4↑, 6↓)
rap (and real) version of "south park"-'s timmy.

"announcer: and now ... introducing ... timmmy ... and the lords of the under-world\! *band plays some type of sound variation resembling 'metal'* timmy: timmy\!" -or- "DJ:now the latest hit from mike jones, 'mike jones,' off the album \<u\>mike jones\</u\>\! mike jones: mike jones\!"

41. (Mike Jones) (0↑, 4↓)
say mike jones to alert others in the room that a parental is calling them so no cussing or about illegal substances

Mike Jones\! dude my dad is calling everyone shut the fuck up\!\!

Author: Tsonis,Morris,Huseby http://mike-jones.urbanup.com/3400132
42. (MIKE JONES) (2↑, 9↓)
a young pervert who loves to look at porno,during class.

uh oh, looks as if we have a mike jones in our class

43. (Mike Jones) (33↑, 56↓)
A nigger that can't sing worth shit and thinks he's cool and has bitches. Also see Nigger.

Look at that Mike Jones over there actin like his shit don't stink.

44. (mike jones) (35↑, 78↓)
a broke gangsta that spits the mic with authority.

the reason why you mofos struggle is cause you f***ers dont have no hustle muscle..........MIKE JONEEES

45. (mike jones) (64↑, 115↓)
tight south rapper from texas also a swisha house representa like myself. and for the guy who said how hes a fag and all that stuff about the swishahouse knows he gets fucked in the ass by his dad so he needs 2 shut the fuck up b4 i bust his head opend talkin his sinceless shit when he dont know about anything. fuck off u fagget ass dude u probly 2 busy bein a preppy dumbass.

mike jones, paul wall, and the whole swisha house click is tight fuck the haters especially people who dont know what the fuck there talkin about

46. (Mike Jones) (75↑, 126↓)
A kid I grew up with in Wyoming nicknamed "Tripod" because he was hung like a donkey. [tripod]

Holly shit Mike\! That thing looks like a third leg and is as big around as a beer can.

47. (mike jones) (50↑, 104↓)
a hard ass nigga from da h-town reppin swishahouse sup mike jones who? mike jones

u see i rep swishahouse and show em my blue mouth i got love fo da west da east and da southand fo da nawth-MIke Jones

48. (Mike Jones) (30↑, 93↓)
Somewhat who thinks they are very popular and wide known. The shit...

I'm Mike Jones Biittch

49. (mike jones) (42↑, 118↓)
Coolest kid in the world, by far\!

Mike jones is the shit\!

50. (Mike Jones) (21↑, 151↓)
Used when something is [awesome], [sweet] or off the [sheezy].

That website is Mike Jones, Yo\!

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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